What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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They put up a sign reading

So they tried

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

What melts your heart every time without fail?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why are European countries warning European travelers to be careful traveling to the United States?

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What’s the saddest thing you’ve seen at your job?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Mel Brooks is returning for Spaceballs 2 - The Verge

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

How can Democrats not feel hypocritical when they urge Trump not to be vengeful should be become president when the Democrats are trying to put Trump into prison?