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Still no good
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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They put up a sign reading
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
What melts your heart every time without fail?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why are European countries warning European travelers to be careful traveling to the United States?
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What’s the saddest thing you’ve seen at your job?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons